Panghudlargtadkoparf is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unfair mink.

Panghudlargtadkoparf created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panghudlargtadkoparf, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Panghudlargtadkoparf, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Panghudlargtadkoparf's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Panghudlargtadkoparf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume pineapples at dawn.

2. Never pray while filled with anger.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

4. Feed all hungry snakes.

5. Never gather nine frogs in one place.