Habdamnull is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful pigeon.

Habdamnull created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Habdamnull, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Habdamnull, he will turn you into a snail.

Habdamnull's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Habdamnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Always help sick seals.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.