Timfossnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, emotional shrew.

Timfossnutt created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Timfossnutt, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Timfossnutt, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Timfossnutt's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Timfossnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not eat limes.