Larpcampang is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving lobster.

Larpcampang created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Larpcampang, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Larpcampang, he will jump up and down on your head.

Larpcampang's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Larpcampang's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about manatees.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.