Gighivdot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, weak chinchilla.

Gighivdot created light two years ago.

If you believe in Gighivdot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gighivdot, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gighivdot's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gighivdot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Gighivdot on top of important buildings.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never skip in the presence of badgers.

5. Always take life seriously.