Rullfadkop is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, annoying dolphin.

Rullfadkop created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rullfadkop, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rullfadkop, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rullfadkop's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Rullfadkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always act with humility.

5. Always store beans above ground.