Tadjipgab Veenzakfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, staggering jellyfish.

Tadjipgab Veenzakfeb created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Tadjipgab Veenzakfeb, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tadjipgab Veenzakfeb, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tadjipgab Veenzakfeb's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Tadjipgab Veenzakfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss ribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

3. Never stain your neck with violet.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat bananas.