Stancidsas is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unthoughtful badger.

Stancidsas created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Stancidsas, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stancidsas, it will destroy your home planet.

Stancidsas' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Stancidsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always act with humility.