Muttarartsom Yakflisyat Bodratkip is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful centaur.

Muttarartsom Yakflisyat Bodratkip created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Muttarartsom Yakflisyat Bodratkip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Muttarartsom Yakflisyat Bodratkip, she will not care at all.

Muttarartsom Yakflisyat Bodratkip's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Muttarartsom Yakflisyat Bodratkip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Muttarartsom Yakflisyat Bodratkip on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Always look after injured pigs.

5. Always pray immersed in water.