Dumbatfar is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured unicorn.

Dumbatfar created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumbatfar, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dumbatfar, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dumbatfar's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Dumbatfar's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dumbatfar.

2. Do not prepare peanuts while filled with joy.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never stain your feet with brown.