Rullcadvangut is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, conceited dugong.

Rullcadvangut created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Rullcadvangut, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rullcadvangut, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rullcadvangut's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Rullcadvangut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never mix carrots with oil.