Zoghugsand is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tranquil dragonfly.

Zoghugsand created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zoghugsand, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zoghugsand, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Zoghugsand's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Zoghugsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Do not take Zoghugsand's name in vain.

3. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not contemplate optics during the night.