Wegmitstaf Titfarcip is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, caring zebra.

Wegmitstaf Titfarcip created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegmitstaf Titfarcip, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wegmitstaf Titfarcip, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Wegmitstaf Titfarcip's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Wegmitstaf Titfarcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never speak at midday.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.