Rawrultag is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unfair eagle.

Rawrultag created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawrultag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rawrultag, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rawrultag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Rawrultag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare apples while wearing dresses.

2. Retreat if five swans approach from the north.

3. Never eat bread on holy days.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Rawrultag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.