Sancemtag is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, fussy raccoon.

Sancemtag created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sancemtag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sancemtag, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sancemtag's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Sancemtag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after sharks.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Always wash your hands before prayer.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.