Monflaghotsug is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart gnu.

Monflaghotsug created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Monflaghotsug, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Monflaghotsug, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Monflaghotsug's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Monflaghotsug's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Monflaghotsug.

2. Never eat cucumbers on holy days.

3. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

4. Never fashion tools from stone.

5. Always help voles in need.