Wodsatqueegbig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying spider.

Wodsatqueegbig created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodsatqueegbig, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wodsatqueegbig, he will not care at all.

Wodsatqueegbig's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wodsatqueegbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Remain bowed during prayer.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wodsatqueegbig.