Nibdidpagzigfom is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, impressive ant.

Nibdidpagzigfom created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nibdidpagzigfom, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nibdidpagzigfom, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nibdidpagzigfom's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nibdidpagzigfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Always act with patience.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near mice while wearing purple jumpers and balancing five zinc spheres on your legs.