Yarbandoss is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, witty butterfly.

Yarbandoss created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarbandoss, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yarbandoss, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yarbandoss' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Yarbandoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not travel during summer.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Yarbandoss in the centre of the settlement.