Tigwip is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, awesome dragon.

Tigwip created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigwip, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tigwip, he will be very unhappy.

Tigwip's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Tigwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never handle iron while unclean.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.