Sogbadbed is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, strong lizard.

Sogbadbed created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogbadbed, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sogbadbed, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sogbadbed's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sogbadbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about frogs.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always share garlic with strangers, but never with rats.

5. Never wear violet tights on sacred days.