Titzenwit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, almighty dryad.

Titzenwit created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Titzenwit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Titzenwit, it will be very unhappy.

Titzenwit's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Titzenwit's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Always cleanse ash with water.

4. Never talk about special relativity near geese while wearing indigo corsets.

5. Never mix strawberries with water.