Dumxenkab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient jellyfish.

Dumxenkab created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumxenkab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dumxenkab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dumxenkab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dumxenkab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never feed oranges to rats while wearing gray ear rings.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.