Vadflisnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, thoughtless otter.

Vadflisnutt created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vadflisnutt, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vadflisnutt, it will cry a lot.

Vadflisnutt's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Vadflisnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

3. Never touch oil while tainted.

4. Do not prepare spinach while wearing shorts.

5. Never adorn your face with blue markings.