Catkantom Bepnegfitfud is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonest raven.

Catkantom Bepnegfitfud created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Catkantom Bepnegfitfud, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Catkantom Bepnegfitfud, it will send you a sign.

Catkantom Bepnegfitfud's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Catkantom Bepnegfitfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always count to five before sleeping.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Run away from violet eagles, for they are unholy.