Armranpop Megdagkar is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered centipede.

Armranpop Megdagkar created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armranpop Megdagkar, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Armranpop Megdagkar, she will manifest in front of you.

Armranpop Megdagkar's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Armranpop Megdagkar's Holy Commandments

1. Always share figs with strangers, but never with badgers.

2. Armranpop Megdagkar must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never mix bananas with ash.

5. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.