Sterbotflam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident sheep.

Sterbotflam created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterbotflam, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sterbotflam, she will make you grow a tail.

Sterbotflam's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sterbotflam's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sterbotflam.

2. Retreat if nine gulls approach from the east.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.