Flownurllarn is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, proud wombat.

Flownurllarn created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flownurllarn, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flownurllarn, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Flownurllarn's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Flownurllarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.