Kombegflig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic wasp.

Kombegflig created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kombegflig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kombegflig, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Kombegflig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Kombegflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never eat figs on holy days.

4. Kombegflig loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.