Cipdissog is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited bee.

Cipdissog created a top quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipdissog, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cipdissog, she will turn you into a rat.

Cipdissog's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cipdissog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Do not prepare turnips while wearing shorts.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near birds while wearing yellow ear rings.