Cadnurl is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional centipede.

Cadnurl created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadnurl, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cadnurl, it will manifest in front of you.

Cadnurl's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cadnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cadnurl.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

5. Never eat bark.