Campagcut is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic spider.

Campagcut created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Campagcut, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Campagcut, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Campagcut's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Campagcut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.

3. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never speak aloud of signs.