Fobgilril is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish bat.

Fobgilril created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobgilril, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fobgilril, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Fobgilril's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fobgilril's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured voles.

2. Never jump in the presence of pigs.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never bounce in holy places.