Kimspagvonk is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, sapient hare.

Kimspagvonk created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kimspagvonk, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kimspagvonk, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kimspagvonk's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Kimspagvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Never talk about squirrels.

3. Always obey Kimspagvonk's priests.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Kimspagvonk in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never cross crossroads at midday.