Xenfemtan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unthoughtful guinea pig.

Xenfemtan created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenfemtan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xenfemtan, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Xenfemtan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Xenfemtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after otters.

2. Feed all hungry snails.

3. Do not gather at wells at midnight.

4. Never wear orange skirts on sacred days.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.