Ciddimhun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, egotistical beaver.

Ciddimhun created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ciddimhun, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ciddimhun, it will curse you with boils.

Ciddimhun's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Ciddimhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near sheep while wearing black jumpers and balancing eight zinc spheres on your back.

4. Do not wear coats marked with white.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.