Cabmistarg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, loving bear.

Cabmistarg created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabmistarg, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cabmistarg, she will turn you into a goat.

Cabmistarg's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cabmistarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never record numbers.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.