Gud is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, dishonest capybara.

Gud created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Gud, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gud, it will try to impress you with trees.

Gud's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gud's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Always remove rings before touching titanium.

4. Gud loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.