Diblinbiss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, confident faun.

Diblinbiss created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Diblinbiss, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Diblinbiss, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Diblinbiss' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Diblinbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity when addressing children.

2. Always obey Diblinbiss' priests.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not take Diblinbiss' name in vain.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.