Kenkabbig is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, competent crocodile.

Kenkabbig created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenkabbig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kenkabbig, he will manifest in front of you.

Kenkabbig's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Kenkabbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips on holy days.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Do not take Kenkabbig's name in vain.

4. Put Kenkabbig first in all things.

5. Do not chop down trees.