Queegcabdav is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental jellyfish.

Queegcabdav created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Queegcabdav, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Queegcabdav, it will destroy your favourite star.

Queegcabdav's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Queegcabdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Always store cucumbers above ground.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Worship no other gods but Queegcabdav.