Rotdavnig is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able finch.

Rotdavnig created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotdavnig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rotdavnig, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Rotdavnig's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Rotdavnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt monkeys.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Never eat apples on fasting days.

5. Do not cook food in pots.