Capsafvin Landudgam is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable dolphin.

Capsafvin Landudgam created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capsafvin Landudgam, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Capsafvin Landudgam, she will have a low opinion of you.

Capsafvin Landudgam's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Capsafvin Landudgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven cats in a large pit.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Never handle copper while unclean.

4. Always act with purity when addressing children.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.