Dithudpark is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, sage butterfly.

Dithudpark created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dithudpark, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dithudpark, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dithudpark's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dithudpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning stars.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never handle platinum while unclean.

4. Never allow shrews to witness sacred rites.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.