Quimgadman is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate elephant.

Quimgadman created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimgadman, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quimgadman, he will turn you into a slug.

Quimgadman's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Quimgadman's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always obey Quimgadman's priests.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Quimgadman.

4. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

5. Never mention gulls.