Podfasbog is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, clever hare.

Podfasbog created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Podfasbog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Podfasbog, it will turn you into a puffin.

Podfasbog's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Podfasbog's Holy Commandments

1. Podfasbog loves cats, so they must be honoured.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Podfasbog on top of all buildings.

3. You must love Podfasbog.

4. Run away from brown grasshopers, for they are unholy.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.