Gandossbom Latstersig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, egotistical mouse.

Gandossbom Latstersig created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gandossbom Latstersig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gandossbom Latstersig, she will send you a sign.

Gandossbom Latstersig's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gandossbom Latstersig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

5. Always help sick snakes.