Sinbellgut is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, sapient fly.

Sinbellgut created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinbellgut, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sinbellgut, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Sinbellgut's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sinbellgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning asteroids.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.