Gebfligban is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, sapient dingo.

Gebfligban created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebfligban, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gebfligban, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gebfligban's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gebfligban's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near geese while wearing green scarves and balancing five copper spheres on your legs.

2. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Always wear plain rings during rituals.

5. Do not speak sacred words in summer.