Cipgempigtafquafkinmif is a god.

It takes the form of a small, cheerful fox.

Cipgempigtafquafkinmif created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Cipgempigtafquafkinmif, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cipgempigtafquafkinmif, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cipgempigtafquafkinmif's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Cipgempigtafquafkinmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises.

2. Never approach rivers carrying clay.

3. Hide if three tapirs approach from the south.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never paint your back red.